I need an actress to act as the female lawyer in a satirical take on this scene from the Social Network for a comedy skit. https://youtu.be/tjMGuJMIgwM?t=57 the modified lines are: LAWYER How many times in the last month had Mr. Zuckerberg shat on the toilet seat? EDUARDO 9 LAWYER How many times had Sean Parker shat on the seat? EDUARDO 9 LAWYER How many times had Dustin Moskovitz shat on the seat? EDUARDO 9 LAWYER And how many times had you shat on the seat? EDUARDO Twice