Has everyone always told your Tita or your grandma she should be on camera? We're casting her. She's been playing blackjack (or baccarat, or pai gow, or the same Buffalo slot) for decades. She has rules. She has a seat she won't sit in and an outfit she won't wash. She's been telling you how to play your whole life, and you still don't listen. Now she gets to teach everybody. It's a paid, unscripted YouTube series filmed at a resort and casino in the Inland Empire. One day, Oct 20 or 21, and it pays $500 for an 8-hour day. No script, no acting, cursing welcome. Adult grandkids (21+) are welcome to tag along. Send us anything. A photo, a voice memo, a shaky video of her yelling at the TV. Just tell us why we should pick her. Email me by Monday, Oct 12.