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LOOKING FOR 57 SHADY PEOPLE. The shadier you are the better. NO background checks. All jobs are shady but legal and will not end you up in jail. Job 1: Video for Rave Sports Turbo Shoot and bringing it to Central Park. It weighs about 25 pounds. Just stand by it and answer questions as people come up. You will run website and take orders - This is a part time job, not everyday - $50 per hour - You must be athletic and able to carry 5 gallon water jugs for the demos. 1 week job only. Job 2: Air popped popcorn. We need a 3 minute video doing a demonstration for our commercial popcorn machine review site. $300 to come to the movie theater and make a 3 minute video with our popcorn we sell. For those want to do this full time $150,000+ per year to run the site and popcorn business. - full time only. Job 3: Juicer review: We need someone who can run our juicer site. You will be working with manufacturers and talking to customers daily. You will be selling the Angel Juicer and commercial juicers - $250 per day - part time Job: 4 Filled Job 5 - Boost Oxygen company wouldn't sell to us so we have a new brand. We need someone to stand outside a gym and hand out free bottles of oxygen to those about to work out. Also we need someone to go to the park and give them out to runners. I am going to show Boost what I could have done for them if they had let me have a dealership. You must be into fitness for this job. We also need someone to run the site. $400/6 hours/Cash - 1 day job only. Job 6: For our cappuccino machine website, we need someone to bring in on of our cappuccino machines into a Starbucks and make cappuccinos for people for free. We also need someone for our restaurant supply store to make a video bringing in a pancake griddle and going to IHOP and making pancakes at their table until they make you stop. $350 for each video. one day job only. Job 7: Spirit airlines - they charge 5 dollars for a water that costs them 20 cents. Not cool to charge people when people don't know they will have to pay for water or drinks. I'm used to flying Delta. I will pay for someones flight who will bring in a bunch of snacks and get bottled water from vendors and walk down the aisle and pass it out for free. Someone bought be a bottle after I was complaining. I'm going to pay it forward and this is my way. Free flight plus I will pay for as many snacks and drinks you can fit in your bag. $2,000. one time job only. Job 8: Local Bookstore - this is a job I need filled immediately. The manager came up to me and asked me to keep my voice down, some person reading complained about me. Listen, this is not a F%$*ing library. I can talk as loud as I want. If they want me to whisper, then go to a library. I will pay $50 per call over 5 minutes for someone to go back there and talk loud on their cell phone. I will pay someone for a week to this. one time job Job 9: Call a home theater store that hung up on me and waste as much of their time as you can. I have other stores that I need this done for too that I pay the same for. Also, I need you to call my competitors who tried to get my dealership cut off. Waste as much of their time as possible so they don't make sales. I will provide a burn phone as well. $50 per hour/Cash Job 10: Lucali's Pizza in Brooklyn - Make a reservation for 4. You and a friend can join us for pizza. You will contact our client and let us know when the reservation is ready. We will pay for the entire dinner. I will pay $50 for your transportation to get to Lucali's restaurant. If you can make the reservation on a Saturday we will pay $100 for getting a reservation. All reservations must be between 530pm to 7pm. - several times per month I need this. Job 11: Cool sculpting and lipo - We need someone to go up to people that you think "need' the service and make videos talking about the service from a clinic needing clients. Part time - $150 per hour - 4 hour job - Cash - you don't need to meet us - just send us the videos you made at the mall or wherever. one time job Job 12: Filled Job 13: Sauna review: We need someone to go to different gyms and spas and compare the rock heaters. You will compare heat up times, noise of the heaters when the metal expands, EMF and other reviews. $100 per hour. As many hours as it takes to get all the videos we need. If you want to run the site, ask about full time positions\`- 1 day job Job 14: BANANA VIDEOS: One of our clients wants a video promoting their tree ripened banana stand. They need a video to play continuously on a TV at their booth at the farmers market. So, we need someone to go to grocery stores, find people with bananas in their shopping cart. If the bananas are green, take them out and explain why they are doing it. Monkeys in nature won't even touch a green banana until ripe. All the nutrients are formed during the last stage of ripening (stage 5 ripening). Store bought bananas are picked at stage 1 or 2 (full of pectin). We need about 5 minutes of footage. We need someone who is really funny and can improv on the spot. $400 for the video. 1 person needed. Job 15: Restaurant promotion: I need about 15 people to stand outside and pretend to wait in line outside the restaurant. I need other people to sit at the tables to make it look crowded. This is for 2 hours at 7pm to 9pm. $25 per person. There is a new brunch place. I need 15 people to stand in line Sunday morning $30 for 2 hours for the next 3 Sundays. You will eat free afterwards at the restaurant. 3 days job only. Job 16: Give out samples of baked goods at different farmers markets in the area - $50 per hour - 4 Saturdays job only. Job 17: Reviews in the Park: We need someone to bring scripts for our home page videos (usually 1 to 2 minutes long) and have someone read them for our home page intro videos for our review sites. You will be going to the park daily and filming the reviews. $250,000+ per year - full time only. Job 18: Jiu-jitsu job - We need someone who can be a full time training partner for private lessons and training. Depending on your skill level you will get paid based on that. If you can train 4+ hours a day and be interrupted by our sales calls make $600+ per day - almost all the items we sell make that on one sale. We need up to 2 people for this job that can work together. Job 19: Person needed to sit on the street corner for 10 days 9pm till 6am - $800 per night ($8000 for 10 days to sit there). You will watch and see if one of my customer's girlfriend is dating anyone or bringing anyone up while he is gone for 10 days on his family trip. You must look homeless for this job. If you get the photograph we need you will get a $10,000 bonus if you get it. Must be over 50 years old. Job 20: Dog poop: The doorman down the street accused me of not picking up after my dog. I need someone to go to the dog park and collect as much poop as they can and spread it all over the around the building where I was accused. I will pay the fine if you get a ticket. $1,000 for anyone that will do it. 1 day job only. Job 21: Filled Job 22: Filled Job 23: $50 per call (average six minutes per call). We will call you and you will pretend to be the manager and argue with us on what we are trying to complain about. (example: we got a 46 minute massage and it should of been 50 minutes we paid for. You will try to argue with us and eventually giving us our money back or a comp massage - no scripts provided. You must be good at improv. 1 day job Job 24: Pretend to be the owner of a company telling us dealer costs based on our sales volume - You will be giving us really cheap prices and giving us rules that we can't advertise discounts or sell on Ebay - You will be telling us we only get the discount if we switch people from other brands. We will put the recording on our websites to devalue the product. Our customers love these leaked out dealer cost videos. $35 Cash per call - up to 10 minutes each. Job 25: I got a bought a massage at a day spa for 50 minutes. I only got a 46 minute massage since he was 2 minutes late and ended 2 minutes early. I was shorted 4 minutes and paid $140. I will PayPal $100 for anyone that calls the day spa and lets them know what they did was wrong. You will send me the recording. One time job only. Job 26 Pastry Chef - We need someone who can make pastry batter each morning and deliver to bakeries and restaurants that sell our clients product. You will be preparing gallons of batter for each recipe each morning - Batter must be ready for pickup by 6:AM - You will be working with bakeries and food trucks that sell our products. Make up to $1,000 to $5,000+ per morning - We are filling this position this week. If you can bring batter to NYC each day, make contact. We will pay a $150,000 bonus if you work with us full time for over 6 months. - full time only. You will also be promoting with flyers during the day. Job 27: Are you passionate about detox, infrared saunas, juicing, cryosaunas, biomats, Ewot, blending green smoothies, living foods, LED light therapy, float tanks, health coaching, vegan diet etc? If you are a detoxiholic and are super passionate about health and wellness...we are looking for someone to make video reviews of these health related products and answer incoming calls from the sites. You will be making video reviews on kitchen and bath and other products as well. English must be your first language. 42 years or order. $400,000+ per year. Long term position only Job 28: RC car repair - We need someone who knows how to fix rc cars. Make up to $600 per day - Must be local Job 29: Children's activity coordinator: Looking for person who is good with K to 6 and running organized events at the parks, playgrounds and other actives parents pay for their kids to join - You will also be passing out flyers daily. English must be your first language -Make up to $1200+ per day - (Nanny's and Babysitters welcome) Job 30: Luxury elevator review site: We need someone to go to hotels and critique their elevators for our site. You will be complaining about smoothness, ventilation, speed of elevator, brushed or polished nickel, etc. You will be making YouTube video reviews comparing elevator qualities. $200,000+ per year. - must be over 42 years old. Job 31 Filled Job 32: Looking for someone to do a review on towel warmers. You will make reviews on towel warmers for about a week and run the site. $150,000+ per year - part time. Job 33: Soccer, Tennis and Martial artist instructors needed for activities at Central Park. Three people needed who will be there and teach Soccer, Tennis and Martial arts and give free week passes to the places we promote in the area. This is full time only - You will be passing out flyers and working with k to 6. If you can find people who can teach we are hiring someone who can help find people to teach at different locations - Expect to make about $800 or more per day if you can coach for 2 hours a day and pass out flyers. Job 34: Free Lance Web designer needed: We need someone who is not working on any other projects to help create "fake"review sites as competitors call my sites. You will be taking content and building sites daily. I need 4 people for this. You will be working with the person who makes the video reviews and content writers. You will be co-creating websites daily. English must be your first language. $3,000,000+ per year. (if you want this job, you must put "Shady Review Sites" in the subject line of your email. NO BACKGROUND CHECKS. THE SHADIER YOU ARE THE BETTER. Job 35: We have a website that sells boat propellers and other marine items. We need a person to answer calls from those that need to buy new or upgrade their current propeller. You will read a book on Navel Architecture until you are ready to answer calls. $250,000+ per year. You should easily make $500+ per day if you are good on the phone with customers - must be over 52 years old - English must be your first language. Job 36: Filled Job 37: Looking for someone to do a who knows how to make pizzas and can run a pizza business. You must have space for a wood fired oven that we provide (Ooni pizza oven). You will also be making video reviews of products we sell on our pizza oven review site. $2,000,000+ per year. Job 38: This job pays about $8,000 to $30,000+ per week. If you have an ebay account.. zero feed back is fine too...and want to list items starting at a penny and putting a burn number on the listing... we need a different person for each niche. Example... list the Medical laser brands we can't get and switch them on the phone to the brand we sell... they buy directly from the manufacturer and pay out the commission. Job 39: Real estate video reviews: We are also looking for someone to run our real estate review site and you must be in the real estate business. You will be working with agents giving them leads we get. $5,000,000+ per year. Job 40: Vanilla bean review site: You will doing all kinds of videos with vanilla beans and running the site and answering calls. If you like vanilla and can run the site, this may be for you. Must be a chef for this position. You will be sampling Tahitian vanilla bean ice cream, vanilla bean pancakes, almond milk and putting up the videos on YouTube. This will be a job answering incoming calls throughout the year. $150,000 to $250,000+ per year. (you will also be selling other food items (raw chocolate, macadamia nuts, etc.) Calls will come in all day long. Be prepared to talk all day. Job 41: Filled Job 42: Home theater online store. Looking for person who has a knowledge of high end audio equipment (high end headphones, amplifiers, speakers, etc). You must be an audiophile to run this site. You will be on the phone all day long running the website. $350,000+ per year. Job 43: We are looking for someone who can co create 1 minute YouTube videos. Looking for someone who is good at improv and a script writer. You will be trained first. If you are an actor and can read the scripts this may be for you. If you have a degree in script writing, creative writing, communication, or marketing we will contact you first. You will co-create the 1 to 2 minute scripts with our product reviewers. This is our 3rd highest paying job. We need 2 people that can work together and able to be trained. English must be your first language. Job 44 - Person with Marketing degree: We need someone who has a marketing degree to help us in our day to day operations. You will be working with all of our projects, working with manufacturers, script writers, web designers, etc. This is a full time position. You will also be selling high ticket items daily (luxury elevators, Cryo chambers, and other high end products we already have websites for). You will be taking over most of our current websites also. English must be your first language. $1,500,000+ per year. Job 45: Filled Job 46: Looking for someone to use our Ooni oven and make wood fired pancakes in the mornings in your area. You will be making review videos and run the site. You will also ask students what they had for breakfast and promoting in the mornings. You must have space for a wood fired Ooni oven (back porch, driveway). If you are a chef you will the position first. $850,000+ per year. You will also work with the person who makes the pizzas in the other job. You will also be setting up others to start Ooni pizza businesses. Job 47: Arcade Review site: We have an arcade website and need someone to run it. Expect to answer calls daily from customers coming into the site. $75,000+ per year. Must be over 48 years old. Job 48: Special needs help: First grader with special needs needs help at the playground making friends and setting up playdates. The child has a hearing loss so he is 2 years behind in socializing. $100 for every playdate that is arranged or hourly pay at the playground or Central Park as long as one play date is arranged. We will pay up to $800 per day. We have "other" jobs like this for those that can organize soccer, tennis, karate and other activities at Central Park. $2000 to $4,000+ per day. Job 49: Divorce Lawyer review site - We are building a website similar to a DUI lawyer review site we did. If you have experience and can talk to those calling into the site please inquire. You must have experience being a lawyer for this position. $2,000,000+ per year. Must be over 52 years old. Job 50: Real estate broker/ agent - We are doing a review in NYC and need and agent we can work with. You will help us with review videos for our website and work with our script writers. If you have time to run our real estate review site and can talk to people calling in that want to move to NYC please enquire. You must have at least 3 years of experience selling homes. $1,000,000+ per year. HIRING IMMEDIATELY FOR THIS JOB. English must be your first language. 42 years or older. We need a 2nd person for this job. Job 51: Sales person needed: Person needed to handle incoming calls for products we sell. We sell health and wellness products and sports and fitness products. If you are good at sales and can be by your phone all day and wait for calls make contact. English must be your first language. This is one of the shadier jobs - bait and switch - being the customers best friend when they want to talk about their problems - $15,000+ per day. Free training upon starting with our salespeople. We are hiring immediately for this job. Must be ready to start immediately. We are hiring for job 51 before all other jobs first. Must be over 48 years old. Job 52: We need someone to make an appointment with at least 30 chiropractors in your area and get an adjustment for our Chiropractic review site. We will pay for your co pay and any fees to get there. You will be running the website. Long term partnership positions with this are available for those that do not have a job and are qualified to run the site. Must be over 41 yrs old and have some type of back pain for this position. You will run a live stream site referring people to chiropractors. $400,000+ per year. Job 53: Mattress review site: You will also be making videos for our mattress review and running the site. You will also be selling down pillows. Job 31: Hastens, Vi spring, Savoir, Duxianna - these are the brands we need someone to review. You will be on call all day answering calls $150,000 per year. If you deliver Eiderdown Pillows and Duvets and run that site too make $400,000 to $1,000,000+ per year year. You must have Eiderdown experience to have this job. Age 41 or older. Job 54: Filled Job 55: MINI TRAMPOLINE REVIEW - Looking for someone who can do a video review with small mini trampolines and who has space in their garage to do a video review when customers call about them. If you have space (garage, back porch) you can review other items as well. You will be trained upon starting. Must be 35 years or older. You will be selling on live stream YouTube video with about 12 trampolines in your garage. $150,000+ per year Job 56: Looking for someone to call manufacturers and inquire about dealer cost pricing on the products we sell. We need 2 people for this job. This person will also be managing sales and managing projects. You must be on call all day during business hours. This is our most needed position. You must have time to run a business and have run a business before. We will build nearly any site if we get dealer cost on an item that you get. $750,000+ per year. Job 57: Pastry Batter Chef - you will be making all types of pastry batter for bakeries, restaurants and pop up locations around NYC. This is an early job that needs to be ready by 6am. If you are a pastry chef or good at baking and can work early, make contact. We are hiring immediately for this job. If you can pass out flyers for the pastries we will contact you first. You will also be giving out samples of pastries when not preparing batter. $750,000+ per year - full time only. We need several people for this job. We respond to emails immediately. If you are interested in a video product review position, we will respond FIRST to those who provide a photo. Please pick up to 2 jobs only. If you want to do jobs that we can't list on Craigslist, put "OTHER in the subject when you email. Our post gets taken down if we list the "other" jobs. Thanks for reading Sharon and Alan 917-200-4880 - text if you prefer not to email. Remember, pick up to 2 jobs ONLY. I won't respond if you list more than 2 jobs. I will respond to those who provide a photo of themselves first. BONUS JOB: WHATS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA PLACE IN BROOKLYN? We are starting a wood fired pizza business in the spring in Manhattan. We are using kiln dried water oak wood which is the best wood we have found. We are looking for pizza chefs. In order to get the job, we have 2 favorite pizza places in Brooklyn that are our favorite. If you name one of them we will call you back for an interview. If you name both of them we will call you first. If you don't name them, we will not contact you. We are only going to respond to people until we find 6 people to help run the business. Good luck guessing. $500 bonus upon starting if you guess my 2 favorite places. $100 if you pick my first favorite. We respond to emails immediately. We respond FIRST to those who provide a photo if you want to work with us. Please only pick up to 2 jobs out of our 57 jobs. Bonus Job #2 - I get a lot of calls from people on here. I need an assistant now who can help talk to people - If you can manage people and can run several businesses with someone, I will give you 50% of whatever profit comes in from that person. Expect at least $2000 per day. I will fill this position this week. Put Bonus Job 2 if you want to do this. Must be over 42 years old for this position.
Nov 30, 2025Location: New York, NY
