Your drafts are funnier than most people's final cuts. Your FYP is a crime scene. You've definitely been told "you can't post that"… and then posted it anyway. Sweet Dill is the AI shopping agent that finally ends the eternal cope of "is this actually on sale or am I just bad at math?" 🥒 SWEET: legit deal, buy it before your ex finds out you're thriving MEH: you could do better if you wait or hunt SOUR: straight-up scam disguised as a Deal This isn't a regular gig. You'll be working hand-in-hand with the CEO (me). Think Yin to your Yang: I build the product at warp speed and keep us from getting sued; you bring the unfiltered chaos energy and keep us from being boring. We coach each other in real time. I'll coach you to think like a founder who builds and ships at light speed, you'll coach me to push the boundaries of edgy content and stunts. We want: Short-form skits, Reels, and TikToks that feel dangerous but aren't actually felonies Wild experiments that still tie back to "is this actually a good deal?" Memetic warfare disguised as shopping advice AI-powered absurdity (we have the tools, you have the vision) You'll get: Direct 1-on-1 time with a 2x-exited founder Founding-team equity (actual ownership, not fake points) A beachfront office in Hermosa Beach (right on the boardwalk) Permission to push boundaries You are: Extremely online in the best way Addicted to the edit Fearless with AI tools Fast, funny, and a little unhinged (but you know where the line is) If you've ever thought, "I wish someone would just let me cook," this is it. Send: Your socials Your favorite (or most chaotic) video you've made One wild idea you've been dying to try No resume needed. Just proof you can make magic in 15 seconds or less. Boring applicants: will be ignored with love
