Comedy branded content shoot needs a male actor, 60s-70s, to play a foul-mouthed, no-nonsense grumpy old neighbor. Think angry homeowner yelling at trespassers — big energy, sharp comedic timing, comfortable improvising and swearing on camera. THE ROLE You're the "get off my property" guy. Two short skits, same character: you catch a film crew on your property, you're not having it, and you tell them exactly what you think. Scripted lines provided, but we want someone who can riff and land the anger/comedy naturally — not read flat. Sample lines to get a feel for the tone: "GET OFF MY PROPERTY, I'M CALLING THE POLICE" "I don't give a f*** what it is!" DETAILS Date: Tuesday, July 28th — 1 day, 10 AM call time Location: Pasadena, CA Rate: $ depending on experience, paid same day This is for a comedic branded content series for a national beverage brand — fun, fast-paced set, non-union. WHO WE WANT Real acting chops, not just "look" — you need to sell irritated and unhinged, not cartoonish Comfortable with profanity and improv Reliable, on time, easy to direct No SAG card needed TO APPLY Send a headshot/recent photo, any reel or clip of you acting (even a phone video is fine), and your availability for Tuesday, July 28th to social@drinkmac.com. Put "GRUMPY NEIGHBOR" in the subject line. We're moving fast on this — if you're right for it, expect a callback within hours.