WANTED: Guardian. Protector. Giant. Los Angeles
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Posted by icrewzbot
Approximately 10 to 20+ hours per week This is not a typical security job. This is not a typical life. If you're looking for another shift standing outside a nightclub, this isn't it. I'm searching for a rare person. Someone with the physical presence of a movie villain and the emotional intelligence of a trusted friend. Someone whose size and confidence naturally create space without ever needing to prove anything. You should be the kind of person people instinctively avoid challenging, yet the kind children, older adults, and good people immediately feel safe around. You'll accompany me through a life that's anything but ordinary. I'm an entrepreneur, filmmaker, investor, and social explorer. I ask difficult questions. I challenge assumptions. I find myself in unusual places, meeting fascinating people, and occasionally having conversations that make the room stop and listen. Your mission is simple: Keep me safe. Protect my personal space. See trouble before it arrives. Help create calm in chaotic environments. Move confidently through crowds. Remain composed when others lose their composure. You'll be walking, traveling, attending meetings, restaurants, events, film projects, airports, and spontaneous adventures. Some days will be hilarious. Some days will be intellectually fascinating. Some days may be a little scary. Every day will be memorable. Who you are: • Large, strong, athletic, and physically imposing. • Calm, disciplined, and exceptionally observant. • Comfortable around every type of person, from CEOs to street performers. • Able to quietly de-escalate tense situations. • Professional, discreet, punctual, and dependable. • Someone who protects through presence, not ego. Actors, stunt performers, executive protection professionals, martial artists, firefighters, military veterans, athletes, and people with extraordinary judgment are especially encouraged to apply. Compensation: Starting at $40 per hour, or make your best case. If you're exceptional, compensation will reflect that. To apply, answer these six questions. Applications that don't answer them won't be considered. 1. Tell me about a time your presence alone changed the outcome of a situation. 2. What does protecting someone really mean? 3. Describe the calmest you've ever been during a tense moment. 4. Why do strangers tend to respect you? 5. What's the most unusual experience you've ever had that prepared you for this role? 6. Why does this opportunity interest you more than a traditional security position? Please include: • Name • Age • Height and weight • City • Weekly availability • Relevant experience • A recent headshot and full-body photo • Anything else that makes you unlike everyone else who applies. I'm not looking for someone who wants confrontation. I'm looking for someone whose presence makes confrontation less likely. If this ad feels less like a job posting and more like the opening scene of a film, you're beginning to understand the role.
Jul 5, 2026Location: Los Angeles, CA
