Currently casting for this dramatic comedy. All of the characters listed below will be photographed interview style. Comedic abilities are crucial. Please respond with RESUME, PICTURES/VIDEO, PHONE#, and EMAIL. We are seeking the following character talent: 1. Eddie "Flash" Mercado (Cinematographer) A once-promising cinematographer whose career was derailed after working with Colt. 2. Stan Lewinsky (Studio Executive) A nervous, exhausted Hollywood executive who somehow kept approving Colt's movies, despite the financial disasters. 3. Ray "Boom Boom" Kowalski (Stunt Coordinator) A veteran stunt coordinator who despises Colt for making his job irrelevant. Now runs a safety training program for stunt performers. 4. Janet Monroe (Former Love Interest & Serious Actress) A classically trained actress who was cast in Titanium Sunset thinking it was a dramatic period piece. It wasn't. 5. "Mad Dog" McGraw (Former Stunt Double… Kind Of) A veteran stunt double who was technically hired to double Colt but never actually got to do his job. 6. Lonnie "The Weasel" Wexler (Hollywood Producer & Colt's Former Business Partner) A shady, fast-talking producer who somehow kept finding money for Colt's insane projects—until the lawsuits caught up with him. 7. Valerie St. James ('80s Pop Star Turned Action Hero) A one-hit wonder singer whom Colt inexplicably cast as the lead in Gunstorm: Code Red. She thought it would revive her career. It didn't. 8. Leonard "Lenny" Brewster (Film Critic & Academic Trying to Justify Colt's Work) A pretentious film historian who insists Colt was a misunderstood genius, despite all evidence to the contrary. 9. Bobby "Six-Toes" Dugan (Set Medic & Unofficial Therapist) A grizzled set medic who witnessed more injuries on Colt's films than in his entire ER career. Nicknamed "Six-Toes" after an accident on Blood Asphalt. 10. Dale Mortimer (Colt's Longtime Editor & Most Patient Man Alive) A soft-spoken, exhausted editor who somehow turned Colt's raw footage into something vaguely resembling movies. 11. Interviewer. A savvy media type. 12. Colt Remington. The Man, The Myth, The Menace 13. Olivia Hamilton. Colt's trusty wife.
