Hello dear actors of Craigslist: My controversial underground cult movie, The Secret of Cuck Island, is getting a Blu-Ray release in the UK thanks to Refuse Films. I need to film an intro, and I need your help to do it. I am looking for an older heavyset male actor to play the worst blowhard Cockney bastard in all of Jolly Old England. You don't have to be an alcoholic, but it could only help. Loud is a major plus. Likewise, I need an actress that can play an absolutely awful Cockney hag, someone that would put off even Mrs. Lovett from Sweeney Todd. You will be brandishing a rolling pin as a weapon, naturally. Loud also a major plus. This is literally a 3-page scene, almost all dialogue. It's intended to be funny and quite rude, so I hope you are, too. Once I've cast it, we'll set a date for sometime soon and shoot it in a basement green screen studio. If this sounds like a fun time to you, please email me whatever head shots, reels, YouTube links, etc. you have, and if I think you're the one, I will be in touch. Thank you. Cheers, Rives PS I will pay you something but it will be in line with what you expect from a self-funded independent non-union production.
